Can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em - everyone needs rivals to compete against. The trouble with being located in the wonderful West Country is that local rivals are somewhat thin on the ground and those that are here are, well, not very good really. The other trouble with being located in the wonderful West Country and playing in the Conference is that derby matches are more-or-less non-existent. Let's face it, it's hard to get too worked up about a 'local' derby when the nearest Conference team to us is situated over 80 miles away. It almost makes you wish that Weymouth or Bath could rise above their current mediocrity [no it doesn't - Ed]. Nevertheless, Yeovil fans do have clubs they love to hate, and even some clubs they quite like and admire in a strange kind of way... Follow the links below to get a flavour of the various different clubs fortunate enough to have come to the attention of the fans of the finest football team the world has ever seen....

Local rivals

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